Sat in the Bath

**Moonshine** · 12-17-2008 10:54 PM

I started my career at Team Bath, a 185cm, 80kg Centre Forward. Bath gave me a professional contract of £250 a week. After a poor run of form, 11 sub appearances without a goal, I finally came good with 2 goals off the bench as we beat Hayes and Yeading 3-2. However, due to personal commitments I had missed a training session previously, and, because of this, the boss decided to transfer list me. I was now consistently missing matches, as my boss refused to pick me. In frustration, I trained myself to death. Around Christmas, I decided to go racing with my friends. I lost some, and some more, but kept thinking ‘it will happen this time’, eventually losing £2000 until my friends pried me away from the betting shop. On the 27th I got another chance at a game, coming on as a substitute and scoring once more in a 4-1 win over fierce rivals Bath.

On January 2nd, Barrow offered me a contract at £460 a week. On January 7th, I was a Barrow member, moving apparently on a free. Barrow were sitting 222nd in the Conference National, whilst Team Bath were sitting 7th in the Conference South. On my debut, I am played as a substitute on 68 minutes in central defence... Not only am I played massively out of position, but, following this, I’m injured two minutes later, getting a rating of 2 somehow. Hmmm.. Not the best debut. I’m out for a month. Not a lot happens for the rest of the season. I get a few substitute appearances, but never long enough to show myself. Barrow are, unfortunately, relegated.

Team Bath from youth Apps 15, Sub 15, Gls 3, Tck 3, Pas 7, Sht 16, Yel 1. Rat 4.5
P41(?) W12 D6 L21 F51 A72 GD-21 Pts42 Pos 18th
Barrow from Team Bath for £0 Apps 6, Sub 6, Gls 0, Tck 2, Pas 1, Sht 3, Yel 1. Rat 4.0
P46 W4 D14 L28 F47 A95 GD-48 Pts 26 Pos 23rd

Premiership: Chelsea
La Liga: Barcelona
Serie A: Inter Milan
Champions League: Barcelona 1-3 Real Madrid
Uefa Cup: AC Milan 4-0 Villareal

**tiago_wakabayashi** · 12-24-2008 01:20 AM

Were you playing in England? (sorry i don't know these teams whose you played.)

**Moonshine** · 12-24-2008 05:50 PM

Yes, Bath are in the 6th tier, Barrow were in the 5th

**west_ham_ 4_life** · 04-23-2009 01:12 AM

OK so here are my career stats so far

Centre forward, right footed, almost full skills.

Adelaide united - APP - 10, Sub - 10, Gls - 0, Hat - 0, Tck - 1, Pas - 18, Sht - 7, Assists - 0, MoM - 0, Yel - 0, Red - 0, Rat - 4.5

ok, so i started slow, but wait

Cadiz CF - App - 17, Sub - 4, Gls - 31, Hat - 4, Tck - 6, Pas - 101, Sht - 133, Assists - 2, MoM - 8, Yel - 0, Red - 0, Rat - 8.0.

gettin better, but unfortunately, still not at the hammers

Weymouth - App - 25, Sub - 2, Gls - 70, Hat - 12, Tck - 16, Pas - 155, Sht - 264, Assits - 6, MoM - 19, Yel - 2, Red - 0, Rat - 9.1.

Working my way up, but STILL not at the hammers!

Coventry City - App - 23, Sub - 3, Gls - 52, Hat - 9, Tck - 11, Pas - 152, Sht - 259, Assists- 16, MoM - 13, Yel - 3, Red - 0, Rat - 8.9

Hmm seem to be gettin worse. Skills nearly full now.

West Ham United - App - 155, Sub - 19, Gls - 323, Hat - 53, Tck - 69, Pas - 1087, Sht - 1619, Assists - 64, MoM - 93, Yel - 15, Red - 2, Rat - 9.6.

Lol, finally at the hammers. have won f.a. cup, league cup, premiership and champions league.

International - App - 6, Sub - 0, Gls - 18, Hat - 3, Tck - 1, Pas - 42, Sht - 85, Assists - 7, MoM - 6, Yel - 1, Red - 0, Rat - 10.

Currently worth 17.6M pounds, World Status 88%,

A slow start, but finally gettin to the hammers, lol