Letters from a son

**Bubka** · 09-25-2006 05:47 PM

Wed 6 Sep 2006

Hiya Mom,

Its been a while since I last wrote you. Many things have happend lately, so I havent really had the time before now.

Our season have started well. We are 3 games in and won all 3. With us going into Champions League, we were excited to see which teams we would play against. And what a draw. We are in group with Shaktar Donetsk, PSV and Chelsea. Hopefully we will be able to win just a few games.

I've been out with a few girls, but they all have some weird interest and I end up getting rejected. I'm feeling kinda low right now, but hopefully I will still perform well on the pitch.

Perhaps I should take some of the pills I got offered the other day. Just to get my spirits up..

Well first CL match saw us draw with Shaktar.. **** game we lead with 2-0 until 5 minutes left. I expressed my feelings of the poor defensive performance but it just got me some angry team mates.

We are stil playing well. Winning matches. The sparetime are spent training. Funny thing about training though. I really want to train shooting and dribbling.. you know.. the fun stuff. But my coach keep telling me I can wait.. So now Im buff like Arnold, fast like a bee, but cant dribble or shoot.

I tried gambling a bit but it scared the heck out of me. I think I lost 300.000 in a heartbeat.. but still.. the excitement of it.. I need more..

Today we played Chelsea in the CL. It was a tight match but we won in the end 3-2! Fantastic result. The whole of Slovakia are celebrating. I laugh in the face of mister Mourinho!

Oh oh.. drugtest.. I hope the pills I took dont get detected.. Im scared Mom.. *sob*

I'll tell you later how it goes.

Love,
Mikael

P.S. Did you know that getting drunk is fun?
P.P.S. Did you know being drunk on the pitch is much more fun?

**Bubka** · 09-25-2006 07:44 PM

Wed 4 Oct 2006

Hello Mommy,

I dont think I could have asked for a better club. We are winning everything in the league and we keep upsetting the major clubs in CL. Today we played away against PSV and I scored a fantastic hattrick to win us the match 3-1.

I've bought my first house. Well make that 2. A city apartment and a luxus bungalow. You must come visit me soon. The bungalow is very nice allthough the slovakian beachfront aint much to look at.

I've bought a new car too. My dream car. Aston Martin DB9.. what a beaut. And you should see the chicks how they look at me when I drive by. hehe.. they want me.. and I know they want me. And they know that I know that they want me.

Oh.. and guess what. I've bought a whole apartment full of appliances. yup. tv, pc, toaster, a fridge, a stove, freezer, mixer etc... everything a woman could ask for. Me personally I dont know what to do with it all. I usually eat at restaurants.. you know.. flash off my new suits.. and the car of course.

The training is going well. I still havent trained any special skills, but apparently I dont need any. Im doing quite alright without. I've played 12 matches and scored 19 goals. That includes 5 in CL.

Yesterday some strange dude called Mike Nash came up to me wanting me to "spread my wisdom" as he put it. I said yes because what harm could be in it. He did pay me 10.000 for it.. If you are online, check www.aggressivehealth.co.uk. weird dude I tell ya.

I know you want to ask about a girlfriend but I still havent found one that I like. They are all so superficial, so.. so fake.. Allthough one had the nicest pair of uuh uuh eyes mom.. eyes..

By the way, I managed to get my very first goal on video. So here you have for your s-c-r-a-p-book :-)
(divX .avi clip)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WFTPOOMW

Oh and I almost forgot to tell you. One of my goals got nominated as the Goal of The Year! I also had the Runners Up goal, but man I feel proud now!

I have included them aswell for you to enjoy.
GoTY: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EBC6XWXY
Runners Up: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3JQNGAZK

I should probably also mention that I got nominated for the Miss of The Year too.

Thats included too.

MoTY: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=URQNFPVK

Write soon!

Mikael

**JJU** · 09-25-2006 07:47 PM

We really need to take c-r-a-p off the profanity filter

Great stuff still Mikael

**Fabrizio Gatti** · 09-25-2006 08:13 PM

Yep, you're coming with awesome material, unluckily I can't rep you up anymore till I spread some rep around, but let me give you a

**Bubka** · 09-26-2006 10:07 PM

Sat 11 Nov 2006

Hi,

Its been a long time since I last wrote you. There isnt much new to tell really. We are cruising in the league and still making upsets in the CL.

We met Chelsea away and I feared we would be slaughtered when Lampard gave Chelsea a 1-0 lead after 11 minutes. But we fought back and I made the most brilliant pass ever made which lead to an assist to me and I scored with a powerful header. From there we went on to win 4-2 with me scoring all 4.

Things arent all good though. Im beginning to hate my coach. For some reason he has begun to play me on the left side in a 3 man attack. Im no good out there. My crosses suck and I can shoot form way out. If it doesnt change soon, I might consider transferring to another club.

Next time someone needs my help for something, I will refuse. I helped Roland moving and the ******* dropped a couch on my foot so I lost a Set Pieces ability. Great when I havent got that many to begin with. The coach has even made me Freekick taker and Ive scored 2 goals on that already. That might have gone down the drain now. Typical. stupid slovakian..

The training is going well. The coach wants me to train a special ability, but Im not sure shooting is the best one right now. What do you think? Let me know, eh?

Mikael

**Soha** · 09-30-2006 03:55 PM

oh i gave you rep, but i did mistake... wanted to write: GREAT, but i hit enter button when done mistake and it sent only something about GRE ... btw as i said- great work

**Bubka** · 10-09-2006 08:34 PM

28 Dec 2006

Hi Mom,

It's been awhile I know.

I've been so busy with my new training, that I keep forgetting to write you. My Set Pieces training is going so well. Its really a piece of cake allthough I find some of it a bit difficult.

This week we made it through to the Quarter Finals in the CL. We just had to beat Bayer Leverkusen first. It was an easy thing with a 2-0 win at home and a 3-3 draw away.

I soooo wanted to be home for xhristmas but something has taken my attention. No its not a guy, I've told you 1000 times. I'm NOT gay!.

I've actually met a woman. She's so nice! You'd love her, I'm sure!

You probably want to know what she looks like and how we met etc. Well its a long story and to make it short, she digged my Aston Martin DB9. I found her looking at it when it was parked in the town square and I simply asked her out on a date. We've been together ever since.

I will try and find a picture of her. She is large (whatever that means), got black hair, darkly tanned skin and the bluest eyes I've ever seen.

I will write you soon!

Love,
Mikael

**siread** · 10-09-2006 08:45 PM

(LMAO!!!)

Nice work, Bubka!

**Bubka** · 10-09-2006 08:46 PM

31 Jan 2007

Happy birthday to me. 19 years old. So sad you couldn't be here. I wanted you to meet Daniella.

I've had the greatest day so far. My best friend gave me a signed Man Utd ball from 1999. Fantastic gift!

I guess you want to know how everything else is going..

We cruised the CL Quarter Finals against Athletico Madrid with a sweet 1-0 win away and a steady 3-1 win at home. That Torres fella is a dangerous dude. He sliced me down 3 times. Luckily my mate paid my revenge and sliced HIM down, injuring him.. (evil laughter here)

The training is going well. So well that Im almost finished. Taking your suggestions last time into considerations, I've decided to try out dribbling when I'm finished with Set Pieces. I do feel abit sluggish out on the pitch sometimes.

Oh I almost forgot. I was in the newspaper the other day! No, I wasnt caught with a guy in a restroom! How many times must I tell you - Im not gay!

No, I made a donation (dont ask me how much) and everybody was so happy. Except the girlfriend. She feels I should spend the money on her.

Last thing.. It seems clubs are beginning to notice me. I got transfer offers from 3 clubs (Racing Santander, Chievo and Bologna) and I wasnt even on the transfer list. I turned them down though. I feel things are going so well here.

That is all for now. I'll write soon!

Love,
Mikey

**Bubka** · 10-09-2006 08:57 PM

18 Feb 2007

Hiya Mommy,

Things has been soo busy here. I havent really had the time to write.

I guess that with success comes hard work.

I finished my Set Pieces training with excellence and started the Dribbling. It went along smoothly until I discovered I had to face our defenders in some of them. Goddamn that can **** me off.

Daniella is fine. No, no babies yet. We havent really talked about it yet. I feel Im too young still, so dont push me, ok?

Everything is going well. We own the league and the cup even though it seems we are the team everyone wants to beat.

CL is like a dream so far. We met Paris SG in the semis and I scored an absolute beaut when we played them at home. We won 1-0 away and had a busy night at home with us up 1-0 and then getting a red card. Luckily I stepped up and secured us the match 3-2.

Yesterday I got offered a new sponsorship deal. Umbro wanted to sponsor me with sports clothing. How could I say no to such a deal? 7.950.000 million for the next 3 years. I just might end up buying this whole freking country :-)

Thanks for the invite to sisters wedding. I will make sure I get home in time. Driving in an Aston Martin DB9 can make pigs fly you know :-)

I'll see you soon!

Love,
Mikey

**Bubka** · 10-09-2006 09:11 PM

14 Apr 2007

Hi Mom,

Im so sad! I cannot make it to sisters wedding! No, I havent run off with a guy! I'm still not gay!

It's even worse. I crashed trying to reach home. No, I wasnt speeding.. that much. How in the world could I know that when you reach 280km/h you can loose control over the car? Luckily nothing serious happend to either of us (only lost 1 Both Feet ability point) , but the car got wrecked pretty bad.

here's a picture:

http://img97.imageshack.us/my.php?im...3bc2532fb7.jpg

It was even in the media so everyone is pretty upset with me for driving that reckless.

I think that influenced me alot. I trained like a madman so I ended up missing the CL final?!? The coach said I had to little energy. That b a s t a r d.

We still won the CL final though. We s c r a p e d through with a 2-1 win over Newcastle.

I'm beginning to hate my coach. For some reason he started playing me on the left attack. A place I cant play. How in the world can one score from out there? I told him I hated that position but that just brought me more trouble. I even played some really poor games. It amazes me that old geezer cant see its all wrong.

I hate this.

Some good news though. We played in the cup final. I got MoM with 2 goals and an assist. We won a safe 4-0.

Thats a treble. Amazing :-)

Next month Peru is playing away against Colombia. I hope I get picked because my form has been good lately and the training even better.

I'll let you know, ok?

Kisses,
Mikey

**Bubka** · 10-10-2006 07:11 PM

31 Jul 2007

Hi,

Before you say anything, let me apologise for writing so little. I really have been busy with everything and at the end of the season, everybody gets all worked up and time really flies by.

Do you remember I told you I somehow got to be a citizen of Paraguay? Well it turned out that the certificate was fake. Some jerk in a local bar had played me like the fool I am. Here was I sitting and waiting for the chance to play for Paraguay when I all the time could play for Peru.. Goddamn.. I'm gonna cut of that guy's nuts the next time I see him.

This leads me on to the next thing. I told you last time I wrote that I was anxious to see whether I was going to be picked for Peru's next match or not. Well during June I got a call from the head coach, Franco Navarro. He told me he had been following my career for a while and wanted to hear if I would like to come and train with the Peruvian National Team. He had of course been sad to hear that I became a Paraguayan citizen but was very pleased that I was back for Peru. He couldnt guarantee me a place on the team right away, but this way I could learn from the others and get adjusted to it all again.

Man was I excited ! And sooooo proud!

Did I go? Yes of course! Daniella wasnt too happy 'cause she had arranged a whole bunch of stuff.. Museums, flower-exhibits and stuff.. Lucky I dodged that one, eh?

But I went and they were all SO nice to me. One of the guys, Valdez (striker like me) showed me some moves and taught me how read the game better. All in all it was a brilliant trip, so I wasnt really prepared for the next thing.

Apparently I had made such a good impression that I got selected for a place in the starting lineup!! What a surprise! I almost kissed.. I mean hugged Navarro..

So we went to Colombia for the match against them. The tempo is quite different than I'm used to, but I did ok.

We went on to win it by 3-0. I managed to score 1 goal and made an assist. Fantastic debut!

The league came to a end with us winning it comfortably. I was awarded Superleague Young Player of the Year. Amazing accomplishment and everybody congratulated me. I feel so proud now!

I decided here at the last minute to request a transfer. I thought it might be the best time, if any. I've won what I could here so I needed some new challenges.

I thought it would be easy, but the transfer offers came pilling on so hard that I kinda lost track of it. Here's a list of the clubs that wanted me:

liverno, fulham, middlesbrough, villarreal, empoli, siena, reading, parma, everton, real sociedad, vicenza, bari, manchester city, sevilla, racing santander, lazio, real betis, racing santander, lazio, ipswich town, palermo, hellas verona, racing santander, sevilla..

I was about to give up when the golden offer came. The club of my dreams. The club I've been following since I were little.

None other than Manchester united offered me a contract. I was ecstatic! I was.. numb, dumbstruck and paralized.

I can only say that I accepted their offer and are looking forward to arrive at the club and say hi to my new team mates.

Here's a look at the contract:
http://img243.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ontractjw4.jpg

I will write you when I'm settled in, ok?

Hugs
Mikael